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<span>开学了，爸妈特意请了一天假去火车站送我。相别泪两行，一副离了我就活不下去的样子，我也悲从中来，拉着行李箱不知说什么好，半天挤出来一句“爸妈，一会回家小心点”我爸说“不，一会儿我跟你妈去泡温泉”</span>


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<span>同事的家属得了癌症，单位组织募捐，可匿名可实名，大家都匿名捐款，我也匿名捐了200，可是那个天杀的用我的名字捐了10块钱，你他么实名多捐点也行啊。。</span>


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<span>小时候闯祸了，被老妈打哭了。<br/>然后我哭的时候看了一眼镜子，发现自己好滑稽，就噗嗤一声笑了出来……<br/>然后，我妈又重新打了我一顿……</span>


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<span>结婚时问弟弟:姐结婚了以后要是受欺负。你可要帮姐姐啊！<br/>弟弟上下瞄了我两眼:就你这方头大脸，五大三粗的样子，姐夫要是敢欺负你。我便敬他是条汉子……</span>


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<span>想起初二的时候，我剃了个光头，然后班主任每次上课提问我的时候，都来句：小和尚，能否替为师解答此难题？</span>


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<span>小时候父母吵架，妈妈要回娘家，老爸就偷着掐我屁股，我疼的大哭。<br/>没办法，我妈就不走了……</span>


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<span>刚刚逛街听见一小孩在卖矿泉水，他是这样叫卖的：矿泉水一块了啊，便宜了啊，壮阳又补肾啦</span>


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<span>今天公交车上，一个少妇牵着一个小正太，四五岁的样子，少妇对小正太说，宝贝，妈妈嗓子有点儿疼？待会下车了我们先去药店买点药……<br/>小正太回：你晚上少叫点就不疼了，搞的我都睡不好……<br/>这应该是亲生的。。。</span>


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